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Executives of Hemlulin Weapons and Jacob's Family Goods found dead on a dock.

Unsanctioned violence, multiple executives missing, likely at the sight of Dock Marius.

At dock Marius, now currently decommissioned due to fish, was the likely location of grusome unsanctioned murder of two well respected executives. Witnesses of the scence described two people heavly armoured and armed, most likely pistols.

They opened fire on the executives where they died in between two cargo containers where bullets were found. "I really don't know what was going on, then I heard a loud bangs. My ears hurt for the rest of the day." Said a dock worker on the scence, "I only later found out that it was gunshots."

Not much is known of the context of the gathering. Police say pistol bullet calibres were used. The magavum Jarkin gave a statement "It was really a suprise 3 in the morning, but the weary never sleep." Jarkin arrived at the scene shortly after they heard distant gunshots.

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The two executives were Jacob of Jacob's Family Arms and Gregory of Hemlulin Weapons. The two companies were very well respected within the registered firearms manufactoring industry. Jacob's Family Arms' spokesperson commeneted "Jacob was an innovative and creative thinker, and nothing will truly surpass them. They were brave and a good leader." Hemlulin did not comment on these matters.

The police stated "This murder was unprecedented and unsanctioned. These animals will found and dealt with, with the full force of the law." Jarkin comments "Alot of matters are built on trust, and with jealously it really mucks everything up." Jarkin later commented that "We need to fix the core fundemental aspect of our culture that lead to this, so I will take the responsibility personally, with the help of the police."

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Job, political, logistical, Fifteen presence related instabilites inside Yarra Designation after raid.

After a parliamentary raid, Knight Hisho struggles to meet the demands of the people, and the people reveal their true intentions during a crisis.

After the recent raid of the parliament in the Yarra designation, residents are confused and disgruntled with the situation. Whilst some start to hurl accusations at Knight Hisho, who is standing in place of the old Personality, Barnaby Smith. Some residents, such as Reynald here, say: “The Knights have no right to take over our government, government voted by us, the people! This is an authoritarian, Fifteen, takeover, and should be removed from our constitution!”
Of course this remains to be seen, it seems the legislatures at the top, as well as the Regent and Farar agree this is a good measure until the next federal election. Maybe it's time for the Personalities to consider an emergency election in such times.
The food shortage in Yarra has increased as farmers burn their plots, with the motto, “Goodbye to democracy.” The HRFS has been forced to bring in large amounts of food from outside. The HRFS has also been working very closely with TEFL in this situation. People are skeptical of this union of usually shaky great, but the HRFS representative Newan Miller says, “TEFL is one of the verified companies of the HRFS, although the HRFS like to work independently, and we have had some bureaucratic issues in the past, this will not blind us to the obvious need of TEFL and their food stocks in this situation. The farmers who burned their land have had a massive impact on the designation of Yarra. They will not be getting compensation from us, they won’t be able to get a job in seven days, now it's time to move forward into the future. The people that may die don’t matter in the future, I have to say this because some people are a bit short sighted.” Knight Hisho made a statement, in which they called these farmers cowardly, and not following the ethos of this government, “These people are like any former human, and should be treated as such, don’t give them sympathy.” There is some growing support for the farmers, however it seems that most realize that this was too much action. Some persist, Yarlow stated to the press, “The more that start to agree with the farmers actions just means more livestock, needed for my sustenance everyday. Another number.”
Further logistical problems also related to former humans, such as the Fifteen presence in Yarra after this political instability. The army rep gave a statement, “Of course these vile, slippery, former humans, would take their opportunity while we are suffering, to kill people who matter, and people who help our society.” Fifteen terrorist attacks have increased in scale, as the Fifteen presence seems to be growing every day. Knight Hisho made a statement, “I am not worried about these animals, they don’t even have the capacity to be partially conscious, how do we expect them to do anything.” Yarlow said, “Everyday is a fun day here in Yarra, killing and eating former humans is my pastime now.”

Knight-Hisho Knight Hisho - “I will try my best in my position to give everything of what they liked about this parliament. I will serve the people, we just need to be patient, I am as stressed about this as anyone else might be.”

Certainly the HRFS have been struggling to manage their resources after the Material goods acts that were passed by the Faculty government of Yarra. The HRFS declares that it will be much harder to keep people with jobs. The HRFS has been working hard to return various properties that were lost. The HRFS representative Newan Miller says, “We have been working very closely with Knight Hisho to attempt to pass acts to increase the prosperity of this designation.”
However Knight Hisho has made some arbitrary decisions, foresntance the Centralized Tax Act. Which means that taxes will be increased and a portion of the tax-payer money goes directly to Knight Hisho. Some decisions like this make people question their leadership, and who they are working for, the people, or themselves.

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Designation house raided by magavum Yarlow after controversial new "material goods acts", a new designation house parliament for the designation Yarra for the next election.

Designation of Yarra now controlled by Knight Hisho Johnson after Yarlow raided the designation house.

Before, the party recently had a controvesial meeting. A figure in the Yarra designation known as "The Fish", which had been a mascot for TEFL prior, recently made a few controversial statements. Very soon after, a PM of the Faculty party, John Fletcher, drunk drove and killed a crowd of civilians.
The treasurer, Peter Neygen released a statement:
"I've heard such statements as the fish are the fissue issue, I deny such allegations, the fish have already made "a statement" on the matter, I personally am not claiming that the seventeen or fifteeen government are lying though I do believe the fish in this matter. My mate may of been drunk driving like some unconscious person without a fleshy capacitor to power such complex thinking though it is their decision how they wish to die now, I will not personally force it upon them."
The statement seemed to harbour no ill intentions. The press scrutinized its unclarity, however there weren't any major devolopments.
The next day, the Faculty Party of Yarra passes many acts in quick succession, such as "The Goverement Materials Act", which would decree property as no longer owned by individuals. Others were giving a goverment job for being a poster person with a title. The Magavum, Yarlow, seemed to not take liking to these devolpments. Yarlow killed all of them decreeing them no longer human.
"They all seemed to forget our core values, violence, valor, libery, and loyalty. Our jobs in this goverment is to keep our Personalities in line with these values."
The knight, Hisho, made a comment:
"This was all very suprising, but Yarlow of course, still does their job very effectivly. And I would not doubt Yarlow for a second."

The designation house after the raid, clearly empty.

Knight Hisho, as the new manager of the Yarra designation, has said they never thought this day would come. This descion of Yarlow has meet some confusion, however Yarlow made sure to clear any confusion personally.
The Knight Hisho when asked how they will serve the core values: "I'll trust Yarlow's judgement more than my own. As an example, these people, who knows what they were trying to accomplish. But they are now food, so I'll try to keep my head up."
The next election for the Yarra designation is in a year, lets hope that Knight Hisho leads up to our expectations in war as they will in a legislative position.

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