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Reality TV

What is Reality TV

Reality TV is what you want from Reality.

What is reality TV for you, specifically. You get what you want from the shows that you want. You want to be the show! You are the show. You project yourself. Is it real? Of course, it is real to you then it is real. Everything is real, so what isn’t. Sometimes it's a good idea to question the nature of reality. Find out the inner message behind reality, its purpose, but. Of course reality TV is very far from reality, you cannot replicate reality. You cannot capture reality. Reality is everything, everyone can see but no-one can really point to one thing. The scientific method will never be able to find the answer to this question. Is reality TV, trying to be real? Is it trying to show us humans how we should live, showing a false reality, but. The false reality is already here. With enough snuffing out of what was real, now, we don’t know, we have a reality TV view of the world, but. We forgot what was real, now is replaced by a false reality. How deep does this go? Does it keep going? Or is it a few layers of false reality. Is it possible to leave these traps! Well, that is a thing you would have to preserve.

What is reality, without reality TV?

Well the thing is, we are all reality. Is reality a thing, what is reality. Is it a feeling, how does it get covered up by fake realities? We are all part of it. What if we are more part of reality than we thought, everything around us. A trick, a lie. For what is around us is not what you think it is, or maybe it is. You look around you, you rationalise, you try to understand. Without that, you would see reality for what it is. Instead of what you see. You see what is not the reality of the situation. And reality TV is a simulacrum. It inflates reality to a point where it is unrecognizable to what it was before. Reality could be a unification of opposites, or reality was all reality had. As in reality is in fact being. And we just rationalise what we see and instead of actually seeing the truth. You know, this is all a lie! We all need to realize how flawed the Seventeen actually is, Poised bird leads us to victory and good lives right? No! Giant birds are an excuse to be violent, giant birds have no place in our morality. Funny fish has the way for morality, it is harder, but the end result is better. The Funny fish have our best interests in mind. Not those of a rich seventeen member sitting on their ivory tower while they kill members of the Fifteen mercilessly. This is not reality! We can bend it to our will!

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A comparison of a human male compared with a giant bird.

10 reasons why the reality TV you watch could be false, a false hood made by the seventeen.

A false sense of what is right and wrong morally
Violence is the easy way out of dealing with complex moral situations, justifying it is easy when you're a seventeen member. It's for the greater good, they say.
The giant birds are not to be trusted, they are always hunting wether that be fish or people. Maybe you're next!
Make sure you get the new TEFL home cooked GROUNDfish, for new aromatic flavours. TEFL has the trust of the fifteen, and have good intentions.
The giant birds have raided our main base, do not go to our base in Melbourne. You will be shot or fed to the giant birds. You have been warned.
A fishing job at fifteen can really give your life meaning! Trying to find a Funny fish is the end goal!
We have set up some defence mechanisms, to defend our Funny fish from the giant birds. You can get a job as a guard. If you die we will make sure you didn't die in vain!
You can spread pacifism throughout the world, trying to make it a better place.
You can shoot giant birds with guns, and kill seventeen members.
You will serve the Funny fish, maybe you will see him!

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Fifteen member...

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Occupations

You must have at least one of these occupations.

Guard	Fisher	Supply Runner	Caravan Guard	Quatermaster	Soldier	Occupational Leader	Gunsmith	Bird Slinger	Blacksmith	Medic	Scientist	Preist	Orata Guards	Diplomat	Diplomat Guard	Retriver	Pilot	Engineer	Navy
You will guard the areas controlled by the fifteen.	You will attempt to find Funny fish.	You will go with caravans and deal with the paperwork. You will go to TEFL and get supplies.	You will be defending the caravans.	You will be responsible for giving weapons and armor, as well as rationing food and water supplies.	You will take control of new territory for the fifteen and fight seventeen members.	You will manage occupied land until the fifteen send more people.	You will make new gun blueprints to send to TEFL.	You will use the TEFL laser cannon on the giant birds.	You will make blueprints for plasma shields and swords, as well as armour.	You will heal the wounded inside of fifteen bases.	You will study the sciences and discover new things.	You will fully devote your life to serving Funny fish.	You will fully devote your life to serving Funny fish, you protect the priests.	You will go to TEFL and negotiate supplies.	You will defend the diplomat.	You will go after people who are lost. You will also be involved in espionage however the original purpose was the former. You are armed with a TEFL laser cannon so you can fight giant birds when you get attacked by them. If you don't think you're going to get out. You have been supplied with a cyanide pill, use it.	You will fly war planes and support you soldiers.	You will build electrical and mechanical devices, sometimes plan.	You will man a navy vessel, be it a submarine or ship.
Anyone can do this occupation.	Anyone can do this occupation.	Anyone can do this occupation.	Anyone can do this occupation.	You have to be good at organisational skills.	Anyone can do this occupation.	You have to be good at organisational skills.	You need to be skilled in gunsmithing.	You need to be a exceptional soldier.	You need to be skilled in blacksmithing.	You need to be skilled in medicine.	You need to be skilled in science.	Anyone can do this occupation.	You need to be exceptional soldiers.	You need to be very charismatic.	You need to be an exceptional soldier.	You are chosen by the best soldiers, you usually have to be stealthy and aware of your surroundings, as well as smart and a good soldier with good aim.	You have to know how to fly a battle plane and be skilled at it.	You will need to be very skilled at engineering.	You will need to do basic navy training.
You will most likely die eaten by a giant bird or shot by seventeen members.	You will most likely die eaten by a giant bird patrol, looking for pufferfish.	You will most likely die eaten by a giant bird or shot by seventeen members.	You will most likely die eaten by a giant bird or shot by seventeen members.	You will most likely die during a raid where you will be eaten by a giant bird.	You will most likely die during your raid where you ever die to a bullet or eaten by a giant bird.	You will most likely die during a raid where you will be eaten by a giant bird.	You will most likely die during a raid where you will be eaten by a giant bird.	You will either die while fighting a giant bird where you are eaten or you get captured and are sent to death by a giant bird where you get swallowed whole by the giant bird.	You will most likely die during a raid where you will be eaten by a giant bird.	You will most likely die during a raid where you will be eaten by a giant bird.	You will most likely die during a raid where you will be eaten by a giant bird.	You will most likely die of old age. Or captured, senteced to death by a giant bird where you are swallowed whole by a giant bird.	You will most either die of old age, eaten by a giant bird during combat, or captured and sentenced to death by a giant bird where you are swallowed whole.	You will most likely be captured, they will sentence you to death by a giant bird. However, they will record you and tell the giant bird to swallow you whole, slowly. Then they record it and send it to us as a threat.	You will either, likely be eaten by a giant bird while trying to protect the diplomat, or you are sentenced to death by a giant bird where you are swallowed whole.	You will most likely kill yourself with a cyanide pill. However if you don't kill yourself before you are captured by the giant bird, tortured by them, usually biting of limbs then replacing them with prosthetics, prolonging your life so they can torture you more, then. They will swallow you whole, slowly. You are not very liked by giant birds, this is very enjoyable for them when it comes to you. Funny fish save you if you get in this situation.	You will either die from being shot down then you either die or survive, then you get found by the seventeen you will be captured and sentenced to death by a giant bird, where you will be swallowed whole. Or your plane gets attacked by a giant bird, your plane falls and the giant bird eats you with the plane. Or you get shot down and the seventeen member just shoots you in the head.	You will most likely die during a raid where you will be eaten by a giant bird.	You will most likely die during a raid of the the vessal where you will eaten by a giant bird, or your vessal is compromised.

Terminology

Giant bird = When we say this we are referring to a extension poised bird, as violent as barbaric as it has always been. Even though they are extremely violent, they are also intelligent and extremely charismatic, being able to speak every language. However, they always have the same goals. Do not get tricked by them! They are evil and extensions of Poised bird. Sometimes when dealing with them you need to think, do they want to mess with you? Do they want to find one of our hideouts? Do they want to find you? These giant birds are the strongest threat we need to think about. Is that a person on the phone, or a giant bird? You need to think about these things. All they want to do is kill you. The giant birds seem to have good relations with the seventeen however we believe that they are traitors, the seventeen would die by their own god's talons. Poised bird. Which has manifested itself in these birds. The giant birds are never to be trusted, no matter how nice they may act. They have intentions to eat you and you need to remember that. Lets hope the seventeen figure that out before its too late.
The Fifteen = We are the fifteen, a group of good spirited pacifists. We follow Funny fish. And he guides us. We kill for him, with his help we can kill giant birds. If we did not have him, giant birds would rule the world with the seventeen.
The Seventeen = The seventeen is the entire world government of violent barbarians, conquering everyone below them, then promptly feeding them to their giant birds. They currently control the world, we have the will to change that however. These fools will be betrayed by their, god. Poised bid. He will send all the giant birds after them. If we fail, all of humankind will be lost!
Poised bird = Poised bird is the sick and twisted god of their religion, he is cold and calculative and has no regard for human life. He has made many mistakes over his time influencing us humans. And we can see his nonchalance with a stellar example the laughing corpses in Germany. Poised bird mandated that.
Funny fish (God) = Funny fish is our god and we follow his tennants to a degree, we make sure we stick to the core of his beliefs. He does not believe in deception and other such things, so we should refrain from such actions. However he is also a complete pacifist. We will try to follow him later on but for now we have to act but that does not mean our love is diplaced, we put our faith and love into god and in return after this is over he will give us all rewards for our servitude.